June 25, 2003
Fleas or spiders.
That's what I think it is. The source of my itching and scratching. Either way, it is absolutely driving me nuts. Between that and the heat I can barely sit at this computer. Plus The Wife is talking at me and I absolutely cannot concentrate. So, I'm not sticking around. I'm going to scratch myself until I bleed and listen to the sound of The Wife drone on.
But before I leave, let's continue with this week's photo theme! Here's to marriage and fleas!
It's obvious that you were bitten by COOTIES, which your wife gave to you. She's a GIRL, right? You must give her a noogie, it's the only remedy. But next time, remember - girls give you cooties. Stay on your side of the playground, or suffer the consequences.
Also, do not touch my Stretch Armstrong again, or I will tell your mom and you will not be allowed to blog for a week.
Posted by: Sparky at June 26, 2003 12:41 PM