Today's nugget is an in-joke so obscure that I'm not going to even try to explain it. Those of you who were there will understand; everybody else is just going to have to take my word for it that this is one of the funniest one-liners ever written.
Q: What sexual act would I like to perform right now that also happens to be the name of a balding, fat, nasal-voiced rock star?
A: Phil Collins.
That's not funny!
Posted by: Collins at August 8, 2005 2:10 PM