John Kerry eats human brains

· 2004 Election

Tonight on The Daily Show, John Kerry finally puts all those “was he wounded? did he bleed? really? really?! how much did he bleed? and does he really bleed at all? or is he an undead? a zombie? a creature of the night? a crypt thing?” questions to rest by letting host Jon Stewart puncture his right shoulder with a ballpoint pen. Tonight! On The Daily Show.
(x-posted over at dailykos).