private? personal? it’s all partisan

Since the Shrub administration is parsing terms these days, I’d like to suggest some additional euphemisms…
Private parts shall now be personal parts. There is no more privation–it’s providence. Privileged? No. Preselected. Will the SSS become the Social Securities System? The Republicons who gave us the Death Tax are primed to pitch young against old in the war of words that will no doubt include a Youth Tax. Grow wealth? Sure, it’s like money and trees.
Oh, and let’s all give a big hurrah for the Ownership Society. Personal Accounts–they’re like Constitutional rights, the government can never take them away.