Friday evening (of course) a new email went out, still visible to those of us wraiths whose devices continue to function as ersatz radio receivers, with the Good News! that the fork is back on.
It’s not that they’re having trouble legally hitting their arbitrary and foolish firing targets, of course. Nor could it be that they finally realize that an improperly rushed and botched RIF will inevitably get overturned and that while of course they can at any point between now and then start doing a proper RIF, whenever they cry uncle and do that, the notice clock restarts and we are paid for (at least) another 60 days.
Also, taking the fork means waiving your rights to contest anything and also trusting these mountebanks, empty suits, and moral nullities.
I’ll stick with the spoon. Also, the knife.