Bonus: Which rock band is your presidential candidate?
From: “California Democratic Party”
Dear Christian Crumlish,
Thank you for applying to be a Male district-level delegate in Congressional District 9 for Howard Dean. This email is to inform you that we have received and processed your form. Your name has been forwarded to the Howard Dean Campaign for their caucus in Congressional District 9 on Sunday, February 8, 2004.
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Here comes President Kill again, surrounded by all of his killing men. Telling us who, why, where and when, President Kill wants killing again.
Hooray, ring out the bells, King Conscience is dead. Hooray, now back in your cells, we’ve President Kill instead.
Here comes President Kill again. Broadcasting from his killing den. Dressed in pounds and dollars and yen, President Kill wants killing again.
Hooray, hang out the flags, Queen Caring is dead. Hooray, we’ll stack body bags, for President Kill instead.
Ain’t democracy wonderful, them Russians can’t win! Ain’t democracy wonderful? Lets us vote someone like that in.
Here comes President Kill again, from pure White House to Number 10. Taking lives with a smoking pen, President Kill wants killing again.
Hooray, everything’s great, now President Kill is dead. Hooray, I’ll bet you can’t wait, to vote for President Kill instead…
- Stand in front of a bunch of American flags.
So the A’s are eliminated and we’re getting a new governor. (If Orren Hatch has his way Schwarzenegger can be president too. After that I guess the machines take over.) It’s looking more and more possible that there will be a Red Sox / Cubs world series, in which case Hell will probably freeze over too.
Last night I saw Arnold’s “Indian Gaming” ad and when he said, “I promise you, things will change” I suddenly realized that we are in fact a phantasm in the mind of Philip K. Dick, still transfixed by a sourceless beam of pink light, turning Hollywood into reality, one politician at a time. On the right coast a treason scandal is erupting. Is Jerry Bruckheimer advising any of the candidates?