Catfight! Textism on Lileks (on Monbiot)

Fight, fight! The writer artist behind Textism (forgot to check his name and pretend to know him personally), in a single serving called Please Like Me reports on a Lileks bleat with a slow rolling boil:

James Lileks, a harmless, affable bumpkin … takes yet another drag-queen-on-poppers free-association bitch-lurch…. Sniggering like a demented janitor paging through a stroke mag found in the trash, James burbles along … for an ocean of idiots nodding right along, lapping up the know-nothing rhetoric and girlish titters like sweet rice pap.