Thanks to Textism, I’m now hooked on the political pontifications of The Poor Man:
In revenge, I am hereby starting a movement to counter Front Page founder David Horowitz’s “Take Back Our Campuses” movement. Please donate to my project to start departments of, oh, I don’t know, Queer Islamic Post-Modern Environmentalism or something, in all our major public universities, with all classes to be conducted in French, or at least in a French accent. Your donation will not do anyone any good, but it will hopefully irritate David Horowitz the way his magazine has just irritated me. Actually, I’m too angry to do anything like that right now, so just give five bucks to the biggest left-wing idiot you can find, and ask him to do something really “progressive” with it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to put my fist through a window.