I'll send Haldir or something. He's expendable.

· Miscellany

The condensed parody version of the Two Towers is densely witty. Here’s a snippet:

TREEBEARD: We have opted, hoom, not to do a damn thing.

PIPPIN: I didn’t expect that.

PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: Neither did I…

I still kinda like the Humphrey Bogart version (also at iFilm).