Hugh of SRO testifies. He wants to be a preacher:
I want a choir too. I want them all to wear Satin Robes and sway back and forth like big happy birds perched in a row on a telephone line. We could have guest singers every week. Superstars like Sting would call me and beg to come sing in My Church because when he sang and the choir clapped along, all the people in the front pew had tears streaming down their shiny cheeks from being so happy…. God would sing in tongues like some people do and with snakes like others and even in robes with a Big Hat just like the Pope himself. “Laba-daba-hibby-shubappy!!” Just like that.