They're called favorites for a reason

SarahKSilverman: Goddamnit! I am so sick of paying top dollar for mustache rides.

jlangdale: RT @mashable Teens Don’t Tweet RT @jedijunkie: Also, Boy’s don’t cry, the numbers don’t lie, and Homie don’t play that.

bobulate: What makes a good editor? RT Regarding saying no, the personal agenda, and edifying editing: (via @thatwhichmatter)

brianoberkirch: My hair turned so gray over the past few years it looks like I’ve been wrassling lightning. (p.s., I won.)