Need help installing Scoop

So close, and yet so far. The install.pl script for Scoop is pretty dang amazing. Here’s what apachectl says when I ask it to do configtest:

PerlSetVar takes two arguments, Perl config var and value

Whuzza?
UPDATE: OK, that was dumb. If I’d followed the instructions I could have avoided the above error. Thanks to crysflame on #joiito for ‘splaining it to me.
Here’s the problem now:

Running make test
PERL_DL_NONLAZY=1 /usr/bin/perl -Iblib/arch -Iblib/lib -I/usr/lib/perl5/5.6.1/i386-linux -I/usr/lib/perl5/5.6.1 -e 'use Test::Harness qw(&runtests $verbose); $verbose=0; runtests @ARGV;' t/*.t
t/10mysql....NOK 5# Failed test (t/10mysql.t at line 35)
# The object isn't defined
t/10mysql....ok 10/10# Looks like you failed 1 tests of 10.
t/10mysql....dubious
Test returned status 1 (wstat 256, 0x100)
DIED. FAILED test 5
Failed 1/10 tests, 90.00% okay (less 5 skipped tests: 4 okay, 40.00%)
Failed Test Stat Wstat Total Fail Failed List of Failed
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
t/10mysql.t 1 256 10 1 10.00% 5
5 subtests skipped.
Failed 1/1 test scripts, 0.00% okay. 1/10 subtests failed, 90.00% okay.
make: *** [test_dynamic] Error 2
/usr/bin/make test -- NOT OK
Running make install
make test had returned bad status, won't install without force
...
Bundle summary: The following items in bundle Bundle::Scoop had
installation problems:
DBD::mSQL Apache::DBI