Category: long story short

  • It gets worse

    It gets worse

    Yesterday, I was telling my partner about three troubling things that were going on at work. The first was that our colleagues who had taken the deferred resignation offer, and the probationers who were let go outside of the normal process, were both told suddenly that they would be losing access at close of business…

  • Feeling seen

    Feeling seen

    This is my opportunity to thank the many people who have found ways to let me know that they are paying attention to what is going on, that you have grave concerns about the impact on our mission of delivering vital federal government services to the people of this great nation, that you have deep…

  • Old man vines

    Old man vines

    OK so this off-hand clip about stirring risotto and steel-cut oats (“Stirring tips: No. 37”) quickly did 10x the usual views of my usual random and sporadic video post and more than 2x my previous best (which was a sloppy cover of “Pruno” by my friend Dan that I posted when I first set up…

  • Beater tested

    Beater tested

    I was listening to one of my favorite podcasts, History of the Germans, and was surprised to hear the host refer to a King of the Romans’ plan as “beater tested” until I recalled that he lives in Britain and that “beta” is pronouced like “beet” there, and the “-a” sound on the end can…

  • The reverse Mary Poppins

    The reverse Mary Poppins

    B looked out onto the sodden back deck and said “we don’t have an umbrella”! My mind at first went to the handheld kind till I saw what she was seeing. (normally there’s a green canvas table umbrella there. the round copper table on its side was already like that.) So I went outside to…

  • A RIF by any other name

    A RIF by any other name

    More than a day after being notified that they should expect to be dismissed during their probation period for reasons having nothing to do with performance, two people on my team were finally notified after 10 pm ET via email and attachment. I have to assume that hundreds if not thousands other across the fed…

  • The fork not taken

    The fork not taken

    Because these are very serious people treating us with respect, our new overlords declared once a judge lifted his stay, that the deferred resignation program was closed to new entrants at 4:20 on pacific time. Maybe now we can stop hearing about this meshugganah fork, at least? In the meantime, they semi rolled out a…

  • Reporting for duty!

    Reporting for duty!

    I’ve been working remotely since 2015. After we sold a startup to Dropbox, I had about six months off to chill and figure out what to do next. I took a playwriting class and got a lot of exercise. At the end of the period I joined another startup that was fully remote. I worked…

  • Never miss a word

    Never miss a word

    OK, I think I have the subscription widget working right, with a tucked-away version on both the main page and the page for each of these posts, just in case anyone wants to get an email notifying them when I’ve written something new here. No spam, promise!

  • Waiting for the other shoe to drop

    Waiting for the other shoe to drop

    So it’s another day of doing my job while trying to understand what the plan is, what’s on pause, and what is going to happen next. The judge who stayed the deadline for forking ourselves heard arguments yesterday and then left the stay in place indefinitely (until he makes his decision). Meanwhile, inside the house…

  • Warming up the tubes

    Warming up the tubes

    OK looks like the last post notified the Test list, not the Main list. Trying this Rube Goldberg thing another time.

  • Breaker, one-nine

    Breaker, one-nine

    OK, so I managed to install a little subscription thingie down there above the footer (hidden till you pull it down because it’s kind of fugly in my no-sidebar design here currently), and it seems to work in getting people signed up (me in a test account as my smarter older brother Mycroft and friend…

  • Calm before the storm

    Calm before the storm

    One nice thing about the temporary restraining order (TRO) handed down by a judge in Massachusetts last Thursday is that by extending the deadline to take the “go fork yourself” offer from the stooges doing the bidding of the Project 2025 playbook (while Elon and his muskrats continue to root through our national privates), they…

  • amanaplanacana

    amanaplanacana

    I hope to release my record, No One Does It Solo Only, later this year, maybe a little sooner if I suddenly have a lot of unstructured time on my hands, and anyhow true to the title of the record, the process of releasing it will be a team effort just as the songwriting, arranging,…

  • Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend

    Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend

    I was anticipating the new season of Severance since they started announcing it last fall and now life has gotten so crazed I am tending to catch the newest episodes days late instead of right when they drop. And then all of a sudden a show about a job where the people at the top…

  • Oath takers and oath breakers

    Oath takers and oath breakers

    The whole concept of swearing an oath can feel antique, or worse cringe-y. Sad creepy quasi-militia guys exchanging rings with their daughters, that kind of thing. But I have worked for two governments now, and three administrations. When I was appointed to a role in the California government I swore an oath to defend the…

  • For those who don’t have the spoons

    For those who don’t have the spoons

    We will all do what we need to do to keep our loved ones safe in times of tribulation. For now, I choose the spoon, for myself and for those who can’t.

  • Reports of our death…

    Reports of our death…

    I appreciate all the folks who’ve reached out (including some of our partners at work) concerned by what they’ve been reading about our team and wanted to send a brief acknowledgement to the folks out there that we are still in here fighting the good fight:

  • Technical difficulties

    Technical difficulties

    If I seem at all distracted it may be that my new boss’s old boss who is also possibly the actual boss of the country’s new boss is currently attacking the team I work for, and doxxing my colleagues. 18F’s account on Twitter was apparently deleted (actually a good thing, if you ask me) but,…

  • What a lot of people forget about the 80s

    What a lot of people forget about the 80s

    For nearly a year there smack in the middle of that decade of excess nobody was permitted to mess with anybody’s toot-toot. Jello remembered, thirty years later…

  • From the nation’s capital

    From the nation’s capital

    Just got back from DC and boy are my rights tired! I still need to catch up on my “fitness journey” as I think they call it nowadays. Thinking about how to illustrate a total knee replacement without gruesome medical Butthole Surfer type aesthetics. I’ll figure out something but the #longstoryshort is that I feel…