Instant parody: History of Michael Jackson's Face

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  1. Maria Avatar

    Listen everyone,
    Michael Jackson is the CUTEST person I have ever seen. He has a lovely voice. Michael thinks he looks good white and I agree. I want to kiss Michael Jackson and marry him but I’m to young. I’m Maria and I’m 11!

  2. brady Avatar
    brady

    michael jackson
    is the coolest singer i have know since i was
    little

  3. vicki Avatar
    vicki

    i love michael jackson

  4. seyyed Avatar

    I hate MJ and i want to fuck him.
    Go to hell MJ!!!

  5. CBernetic Avatar
    CBernetic

    Michael Jackson will rule 4 ever!
    So … FUCK YOU siyyed!

  6. B. Price Avatar
    B. Price

    I believe in Michael Jackson even though all these child malesting charges keep comin up I think he just needs to think before he acts sometimes… I dont think he’s doin anything with these children I just believe he’s setting himself up for it by letting all these kids in his house he needs to take it down a notch but all in all he’ll always be the King to me P.S.I think he looks better with the beard than without it lol Later everyone…..

  7. fuzzy Avatar
    fuzzy

    i liked mj’s old stuff but now hes a woman…..

  8. jennette foster Avatar
    jennette foster

    i think that if michael jackson i proven guilty then he should be punished but he is by law innocent until proven guilty.

  9. MeGz!!! Avatar
    MeGz!!!

    yeah i agree… fuk u seyyed Michael Jackson is a legend and alwayz will be.. hes a fukin champion and i don’t give a shit wat other ppl say… hes the king of pop and no 1 will eva top him… i think every 1 needs to realise that hes the best entertainer that has eva lived and will neva be forgotten… who cares wat he looks like.. itz wats on the inside that counts.. if anyone wants to say otherwise about him then u can go fuk urself!!!!

  10. Musicfan_MIchael Avatar
    Musicfan_MIchael

    Michael Jackson may be a sicko, but has not been proved yet, personally they don’t have but on him (just his behavorial problems) Michael may be a little weird but IS and HAS been declared the king of pop. He is a wonderful singer and has amazing music out from the sixty’s to this very day!!

  11. amanda Avatar
    amanda

    Michael J. rules
    he is the best like he was always just becuase he wanted to be white and his face changes,His heart is not change.

  12. lurydey Avatar
    lurydey

    Everyone keeps saying “i don’t think he did it, he needs to be careful with all those kids over his house”, does anyone realize that there is something wrong with a 30-40 year old who plays with kids and admits to sleeping with them on national TV? Wether they’re guilty or not. When you reach a certain age saaaaay ohhhh 17, you really don’t play with children anymore. The end result in messing with the natural process in that there is NO mental plastic surgery and money and fame has no matter of guilt.

  13. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    There is no question that Michael Jackson is the King of Pop. If you personally do not believe it, just take a look at the sea of awards he has won. It was said on television that many recording artists, in there entire careers, would probably NEVER sell as many albums as MJ’s one single album, Thriller, sold.
    I love his music, and am a huge fan. There is no doubt, however, that the man has issues. In the mid 90’s I just thought he was an idiot for having so much plastic surgery, but now in some way I feel sorry for him because it has been done to an extent where he is obviously unhealthy, and his face is falling apart. The world has been cruel to Michael Jackson, and I for one say it’s time for him to be cruel and sue the shit out of the evil doctors who fucked him up so bad! Even if he wanted the surgeries, the docs should have never let him go through with them when they seen how bad he was falling apart. As far as the allegations of child molestation go, be real people! A person is innocent until proven guilty. Even if deep down MJ had a sick fantasy for young boys, the chances of him actually molesting one are slim to none. At all times, MJ is surrounded by hundreds of lawyers, bodyguards, domestic help, agents, etc. It is even rumored that MJ undergoes regular psychaiatric sessions. You cannot tell me that if MJ molested a boy, or boys as is now claimed, that not one single member of his enterage would have noticed… or even suspected! Furthermore, for the last 25 or so years, MJ has been surrounded with so much media attention that he could hardly even walk down the street without being bombarded… with this kind of scrutiny he would have to be brain-dead to try anything and not expect it to eventually come out. With his admission in the early 2003 ABC interview that he is worth over one billion dollars (this is unsubstantiated, but I personally imagine it’s pretty accurate), there is no question that the allegations stem from a financial desire on the part of these kids and their parents. Obviously MJ has little common sense, and a distorted sense of what is socially appropriate for him to allow young boys to sleep in his personal bedroom, but we all have flaws and his are just a bit contreversial. I will stick by him through thick and thin, just as the Europeans have. You know, it’s a popular rumor that Picasso kept an enterage of teenage boys at his home for sexual pleasure. It’s probably not true, and just a rumor, but if we applied the same logic to him that we have applied to Michael Jackson, we would be out in the street tomorrow cursing his name and burning his priceless works.

  14. Johnny Balambo Avatar

    He is the best, but he didnt want to be white, its a skin disease. Just to clear it up

  15. Kana Avatar
    Kana

    Well, this is a page made for people to post their own comments and opinions about Michael Jackson, which is totally fine. I, however, can’t really believe whether he is innocent or guilty of any of the charges made against him about the whole child molestation thing, because I don’t know him and I wasn’t there. I think if a lot of people would be less concerned with his personal life and focus more on the positive side of things, the world would be a better place. Gossip is for bored and lonely people. Look at the facts and don’t be a follower- don’t hate someone just because other people do. He is a talented artist and if one person can honestly tell me that he would be getting all this attention (negative and/or positive) if he didn’t look the way he does- I would really love to hear it. MJ fans, I am with you all the way.

  16. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    You are a great singer but your face is awful.

  17. jese wrath Avatar

    Michael Jackson was the best preformer I have ever seen in my life i am upsest with hi, but it somtimes makes me sad to see what he has done with his face. but i still think he is the coolest and anyone who doesn’t can go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

  18. Olivia Avatar
    Olivia

    Michael, well what can i say. You have become a major problem in my house. My husband is making me choose and YES i have chosen you. Please call me.

  19. Niki Avatar
    Niki

    Olivia, get a life! The man is nuts – and I’m advising your husband to get an anullment!

  20. olivia Avatar
    olivia

    Niki. You seem to find this amuzing, well let me tell you that its very serious. I love and repeat LOVE MJ so go kill yourself

  21. Niki Avatar
    Niki

    Olivia

  22. olivia Avatar
    olivia

    OK NIKI. how bout we meet and short this out. Give me your address and i promise i will not bring a gun,

  23. niki Avatar
    niki

    Olivia – meet me behind the bike sheds – i’ll be the one carrying a machete with your name on it! Now get out of my office and stop posting ridiculous remarks on this web page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Mayar Avatar
    Mayar

    He is guilty

  25. josh Avatar

    i think he is gay

  26. Zuleika Avatar
    Zuleika

    Listem people leave michael alone he’s a cutest man on the earth and he’s so sexy ill do anything to meet him wow big deal he’s had many nose jobs but he still looks sexy black or white i wanna kiss him hug him have a conversation wid him i want to marry him i want him to be my dad i love him but im too young im only 12 coming on to 13 soon and by the time im 20 or so micahel will be to old so im just saying he’s 100% innocent and if u think he’s gulity well then sorry u anit welcome in my life os mj’s sorry but god bless the people who love him and believe in him thx for reading this
    love Zuleika
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    P.S I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON 4EVA AND EVA

  27. talk about poop musik Avatar
    talk about poop musik

    alot of you people are fricken insane! how can you enjoy this crap he puts out, let alone be so thick headed to say that he is not a child raper. I guess people get stupider and stupider with what missinformation is fed to them. EX: the war in Iraq – where are weapons of mass destrution? — a ploy for the US to enter a war with Iraq. You people will listen to any spin doctor and eat that crap up. The stupidest thing about some of you is that you believe he has some skin disorder — BS!! that disorder would leave signs – like patches of light skin, not his whole damn hide turning white at the same rate.

  28. Charles Doleres Avatar
    Charles Doleres

    I wish i could fly i would be like a bird i could shit on someones face i love mj

  29. touch my bum Avatar
    touch my bum

    I am a boy is michael jackson here i want him he is the best(in bed) he truly is the king of God

  30. kylie n nikki Avatar
    kylie n nikki

    MICHAEL JACKSON IS AN ANGEL SENT FROM ABOVE AND EVERY1 THT DUNT FINK SO CAN GET FUCKED! I LOVE HIM ALWAYS, HE IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT!! HES GORGEOUS AND ALWAYS WILL BE. HE MAYBE 45 BUT I’D STILL GIVE HIM A NIGHT 2 REMEMBER LOL ;) MICHAEL I LOVE YOU ALWAYS AND FORVER DARLIN MWAH!! :)

  31. pussy ludermutta Avatar
    pussy ludermutta

    Hello Michael jackson is the greatest pop singer in the world. it dosen

  32. your pussy Avatar
    your pussy

    Michael jackson is the best pop singer in the world….everybody that speaks bad things about michael jackson can suck my barbecue…..fucking pussys….dicksucker…..burn in hell….toooo toooo or in swedhis fitta, slyna, anus, kukdildo, min stora kuk v

  33. Nadia Avatar
    Nadia

    Michael is the bomb,his might not be all great but whose is? Now if you have a problem with MJ your just hating cause you can’t sing or dance.

  34. Man from Amsterdam Avatar
    Man from Amsterdam

    Michael Jackson is a good singer but… totaly crazy fuck!

  35. jerry Avatar

    micheal jackson is not a child molestera and those of us who are your fans we are there for ya all the way. we love you micheal!

  36. anna Avatar
    anna

    michale is the best ever and i will love him for all eternity. he loves hid kids and all the good people in the world and would never do anything horrible to any of them. jackson is my hero

  37. Sezel Avatar
    Sezel

    He was the best…
    But I think He should stop… This is enough
    becouse music changed..
    Nobody listen MJ’s stile now

  38. Yete Avatar
    Yete

    I think MJ is a lovely person and people need to just leave him the alone. I don’t like the fact that he had so much plastic sugrey that has affected as a man. I’m so sad that MJ isn’t happy because he doesn’t have anybody to share is life with. MJ i don’t listen or care about what people say about you because i’m your biggest fan and i love you. I also want you to be happy and i want you to to limit the way you allow other people’s kids to sleep on the same bed as you. Because they are the same kid accusing you of molestation. I believe that you are not guilty that people just want money from you. They are taking advantage of your kindness. I don’t know why peole just like to hurt you but all thesame you need to be care. I listen to your music everyday and i wish i could see you. I LOVE YOU. Bye for now.

  39. lucy Avatar

    i think mj iz da best n i would fuck him no matter wat any body sayz about him. i don’t think all this melestation shit is real i think da ppl juz want his money FUCK All DA PPl MJ, juz be ur self , i love u

  40. kris long Avatar

    michael jackson must b on crack

  41. Joey Avatar
    Joey

    Michael Jackson is the King of Pop & soon will also be the King of Cock, young as it may be. He just wishes he was an oscar meyer weiner, but the surgeries to that end have been unsuccessful.
    I pity Michael-Weiner-Face-Boy-Fucker. I pity the rest of you even more.

  42. Michael Jackson Avatar
    Michael Jackson

    Hello bois, Just wanted to invite you to my ranch for some Jesus Juice & Beenie Weenies. Peace, Love, To the Children

  43. Jayjay Avatar
    Jayjay

    UR ALL GAY!!!!!! The actual trial hasnt even begun yet and already it is unfounded!
    YEA, HE MUST BE GUILTY – DUH!!!
    GO TO HELL MJ HATERS, MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE SWEETEST MOST INNOCENT MAN YOU COULD EVER COME ACROSS, AND SEX WITH CHILDREN DOES NOT, I REPEAT, DOES NOT ENTER HIS BRAIN!
    You all are the ones that are sick in the brain if you believe it is actually happening. People need to spend some time looking for people who are ACTUALLY doing this and leave him ALONE!!!
    I LOVE YOU MORE MICHAEL – ALWAYS!

  44. Tree Avatar
    Tree

    The kid or his family is not getting any money out of it, the state is pressing charges, so why would the kid lie about it? GUILTY…giving kids wine and calling it “jesus juice”…..kid even told cops where he kept porno, and they found it. GUILTY….shoot him in the head and do us all with kids a favor.