The Senator from Potty-Mouth

· long story short

Turns out, the “F.” in John F. Kerry doesn’t stand for “friggin.” If you know what I mean. And in case you don’t, let me spell it out for ya: John Kerry is a big-time potty-mouthbig-time.
This story must make the Kerry folks so happy — after all these months of hearing about how their guy is a patrician stiff. And now Andrew Card throws them this perfect lob. Stiff? He’s no stiff! He’s a hard-cussing, leather-chewing, potty-mouthed son of a you-know-what-and-don’t-make-me-say-it.
Well good for them, sez I. And to all a good night.