Hold the carburetors!

· long story short

Maybe I just don’t get it. Did there used to be like all kinds of dangerous carburetors in all our food? I don’t think so!
But, wow, the agribusiness conglomerates are rushing to protect us (like they really care!), so every package of anything in the store just has to let us know–in great big letters–how free of carburetors it is!. Oh, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Mr. Agribusiness!.
Give me a break! I really feel they are underestimating my intelligence.