The real John Kerry

The right sure has found their swing when it comes to Kerry bashing this week. Turns out, and here’s a huge surprise, John Kerry has a problem with the truth. Wow. That came outta left field.
Can’t these yahoos at least come up with a new line? What Gore must be thinking right about now….
The Fox Attempted-Smear-Disguised-as-Profundity of the day (it’s always so hard to choose just one) comes from the master of the art: Sean Hannity. Says he: (paraphrase) ‘I think we’ve found the real John Kerry. The real John Kerry is the JK of ’71 who….’ And it goes from there.
Put aside for a moment that I actually like the John Kerry of ’71….
I’m ready to cut these guys a deal. Time freezes, right? That’s what Hannity’s saying. No one really changes after their mid-20s. OK. Alright. I can live with that. So then on the one hand, JK still has that 100% upper-class accent. And on the other hand, GWB still likes to drink till he passes out.
Got it. Good to know. Cast your votes accordingly.
Which all-new Kerry smear should the right adopt as their talking point? Take the Kos poll here.


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3 responses to “The real John Kerry”

  1. cecil vortex Avatar

    The real John Kerry

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  2. Stockton & Tweed Avatar

    Dubbya & Co. are the masters of the art of indirection, as your post points out.
    On the other hand, it appears that Dubbya had more fun than Senator Kerry when they were young. And who wants a president who wasn’t a drunken slob for at least twenty years of his life!?!

  3. cecil vortex Avatar

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