In which I predict the future!

· Edgewise, Paleoblogs, Republicans

Many years ago, before Seinfeld became a national Thing, I looked up one day and I said “I’m going to start watching Seinfeld.” And I didn’t just say this myself. I said it to other people too. For example, So-Called Bill.
It didn’t make much sense at the time. And then that episode with the whole whoosie thing happened and suddenly everyone was watching. And that was when I first realized that I have the intermittent ability to reach into the future and pluck out a truth.
Well, it’s happening again. It’s happening right now, in fact. And that’s why I’m here to tell you: George W. Bush will pick Maureen E. Mahoney to be the next Supreme Court Justice. And she’ll be confirmed.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Because I did. Just then.
You were warned.