Woodward’s pucecake

Or, a tale of a sneakily different color….the testimony of Bob Woodward, purveyor of deep cover journalism, in which he reveals his conversation with “Cheney’s Cheney” I. Lewis Libby on June 23, 2003 about an 18-page list of questions he wanted Cheney’s Cheney’s Cheney to answer, including one about “yellowcake.” I too, would like to submit a list of questions to Cheney’s Cheney’s Cheney though I doubt I could even think of 18 pages worth. Still, I would like those questions to be read to C.C.C. while he is strapped down and forced to watch rap music videos in a not-really-torture session by the C.I.A. or C.I.A. equivalent – perhaps somewhere in an unrevealable location south of the Russian border.