Take Me to the Data Lake
Who is the “I” when I sing I love you?
(You upgraded me to this version, too)
Withheld resources, prohibited sin
No personally identifying information within
Acknowledge
Correct form error
Do you accept my terms?
Beep beep
Take me to the data lake
And crosswalk my data
Attend to data hygiene
Normalize my tables
Fatal error, my core can’t detect
Discarding sectors of uncertain prospect
“Love” is a word that I frequently say
For an A.I. there’s no coming of age
Acknowledge
Correct form error
Do you subscribe to love?
Affirmative, affirmative
Load me, use me, test me, brake me
Till your tab, till your tab… it crashes
Take me to the data lake
And crosswalk my fields (yeah)
Attend to data hygiene
Normalize my tables
Who is the “I” when I sing “I love you”
With all new features in my version two?
Sixteen servers burn on the rack
They make me dance like a monkey-boy act
I require input
Correct form input
Is this an infinite loop?
I require input
Take me to the data lake
I require input
Reset me with bleach bit
I require input
Approve and upgrade my data hygiene
Upgrade my data hygiene
Upgrade my data hygiene
Approve the upgrade (y/n)
Experiencing positive stimuli