Many years ago, before Seinfeld became a national Thing, I looked up one day and I said “I’m going to start watching Seinfeld.” And I didn’t just say this myself. I said it to other people too. For example, So-Called Bill.
It didn’t make much sense at the time. And then that episode with the whole whoosie thing happened and suddenly everyone was watching. And that was when I first realized that I have the intermittent ability to reach into the future and pluck out a truth.
Well, it’s happening again. It’s happening right now, in fact. And that’s why I’m here to tell you: George W. Bush will pick Maureen E. Mahoney to be the next Supreme Court Justice. And she’ll be confirmed.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Because I did. Just then.
You were warned.
In which I predict the future!
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2 responses to “In which I predict the future!”
He’s telling the truth about the Seinfeld thing. He’s kinda spooky that way. Although he also gave a big push to Everybody Loves Raymond, and history’s jury is still out on that one.
Yes! Yes! ELR ended up sucking. I’ll cop to that.
But when I hyped it, that was well before it became America’s Most Beloved TV Show! Which it then became! Shortly there after!
Also, although Maureen E. Mahoney will be the next Supreme Court Justice, I’m not convinced she’ll win an Emmy. She might. She might not. I really don’t know.