Category: bodega

  • Origami Boulder

    This site might be racist, might be hilarious. If you like pet rocks, you’ll love an origami boulder.

  • Xian is Not

    Xian is not available to shipping addresses outside the United States Xian is not the right choice for his role, he is terrible and has no charms whatsoever the word “xian” is not meant to be demeaning or abusive, it’s just an abbreviation Xian is not another Shanghai or Beijing Xian is not only the…

  • Get with the Bandwagon

    Xian is available in powdered form Xian is conveniently located just 40 minutes by car from the Xian International Airport. Xian is a city encircled by massive grey stone walls, which are remarkably well preserved. Xian is located in the central area of the Northwest of China, which is now the capital of Shaanxi Province…

  • Don't Think He Will Ever Mend

    Rest in peace, John Entwhistle (and, for that matter, Timothy White of Billboard—do rock deaths come in threes?)

  • Scary Fish

    Don’t go in the water!

  • One Nation, Under Cthulhu…

    A court has finally ruled that the “under God” part of the Pledge of Allegiance is unconstitutional, according to this reports. Or, rather, that requiring schoolkids to say it is.