The Devils’ Dictionary

· Edgewise, Paleoblogs, Republicans

The Nation has compiled and published a Dictionary of Republicanisms. Of the definitions they’ve published in the magazine (or rather, in this case, on the website), here are two of my favorites:
> laziness *n*. When the poor are not working.
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> leisure time *n*. When the wealthy are not working.
(Both definitions by Justin Rezzonico of Keene, Ohio.)